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Dragi moji, siguran sam, mnogobrojni citaoci. Ovo je prvo izdanje, ekskluzivno, samo zato sto ste vi to trazili, DCS-a (Demokratski Cop Srbije)!!!


Dame i gospodo, uvazene sestre Srpkinje i braco Srbi i sestrice Srpkinjice i bratici Srbcici, pred nama su teska vremena, danas u nasoj maloj, ali nadasve postenoj i lepoj otadzbini se viori tudja zastava!!! Da, da, dobre ste procitali tudja zastava. BRT NE ONA NASA LEPA CRVENO PLAVO BELA NEGO NEKA SUCMURASTA STA TI JA ZNAM.
KUKUUU, uspanicicete se Vi, PA KAKO GU NEMA NASEG ORLA DI JE NESTAO???? usplahirano se cuje preko brdovitog Balkana svete SrpskE zemlje nase mile. E, pa dragi moji doslo je vreme da se to promeni, nece vise sirotinja raja trpeti zulume. NECE MORI NECE, PA I MI SI IMAMO DUSU. Sve me je to navelo da se duboko zamislim, sta je to nesto sto nas koci? Sta je ta trepavica koja nam je upala u nase Sveto Srpsko oko? HMMM, A BE KOJE MI JE UPALO U OKO NE MOGU GI IZVADIM. Naravno uz veliku pomoc mojih politickih istomisljenika iz partije dolazim do jako logicnog resenja. Necete verovat,i pa to sam sve vreme bio ja! KAKO MORI TI? STO PRICA OVAJ? Braco, Sestre, Srpkinjice i Srpcici samo, i iskljucivo samo JA!

Kao sto znate danas su najbitniji izbori pred nama, oni koji najvise menjaju tok igre svake zemlje! Izbori od kojih sve zavisi, zbog kojih cesto David ubija Golijata, a Oliva nadje Popaja : STRANACKI IZBORI!!!

Ja kao kandidat za predsednika Demokratske opozicije Srbije, zaklinjem se statutom i cistim obrazom svojim, da cu ako me izaberete, Braco, Sestre, Srpkinjice i Srpcici, ovoj zemlji doneti napredak prosperitet i hrabro srce junacko koje vekovima tece nasim neizdrogiranim venama!!! DOS za Copa, Cop za DOS! Svi na izbore, za bolje sutra, za buducnost nase dece u sledecih 152 dana. Braco, Sestre, Srpkinjice i Srpcici, HVALA!
-LELE LELE LELE OVAJ SI CUVEK ZNA ZNANJE, CE SI GLASAMO ZA NJEGA!

P.S: Poruka za odvratne PSS-ovce: Mungos2001 -a sad se dobro drzi cop je doso po svoje! Posle mene ces pozeleti da nikad nisi igrao ovu igru!

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