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Darbo birža (Economical)
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Sveiki skaitytojai. Šis straipsnis skirtas naujokams...

Kyla klausimas: Ką čia veikti šiame žaidime?

Atsakymas labai paprastas: treniruotis, kovoti ir... dirbti. Taigi apie darbą ir norėčiau papasakoti.

Kadangi Lietuva yra kovinga šalis, aš siūlyčiau dirbti karinio būrio įmonėse. Už tai gautumėte maisto (atstato gyvybes, kurias prarandate kovojant) ir ginklų (kovojant jie nėra būtini, tačiau padidina jūsų daromą žalą).



Jei kovoti jums ne prie širdies, galima rinktis darbą, kuriame atlyginimas būtų auksu... pvz:

Siūlau kelias darbo vietas, moku gold. Tikslios sumos pasakyti negaliu, bet galiu garantuoti, kad alga visą laiką bus didesnė negu alga rinkoje. Tarkim 5 eco lvl darbo biržoje alga 50 LT (apie 3 gold atskaičius mokesčius), aš jums mokėsiu 3.5 gold. mantqs



Ateina pas seksopatologą vyriškis ir skundžiasi, kad žmona jau 7 mėnesiai, kaip su juo nesimyli. Seksopatologas pakalba su vyriškiu ir paprašo, kad jis atsiųstų pas jį savo žmoną. Ta ateina ir pasakoja:
- Na, supraskit daktare: jau 7 mėnesiai, kaip mes patiriame finansinius sunkumus, aš nuolat neišsimiegu, o į darbą tenka važiuoti taksi. Kai taksistas mane atveža, jis klausia: "Na, tai mokėsite, ar kaip?". Kadangi aš neturiu pinigų, tenka pasirinkti "ar kaip". Paskui, kai pavėlavusi ateinu į darbą, mane išsikviečia šefas ir klausia "Tai įskaitysim pavėlavimą, ar kaip?". Ir man vėl tenka pasirinkti "ar kaip". Kai važiuoju namo, taksistas vėl manęs klausia, ar aš mokėsiu, ir man vėl tenka pasirinkti "ar kaip"... Tai pagalvokite, ar man po tokios dienos gali kilti noras pasimylėti su vyru?
Gydytojas susimąsto, o paskui paklausia:
- Na, tai dabar aptarsime šį reikalą su jūsų vyru, ar kaip?




Lipa du į kalną. Vienas iš jų mikčius.
Mikčius:
-pa pa pa papa....
Draugas:
-ai, nusibodo laukt kol išlemensi, užlipsim, tada pasakysi.
Užlipo ant kalno viršūnės, abu sušilę, nusikalę.
Mikčius:
-pa pa pa palapinę palikom....
Ką darysi, draugelis išsikeikė juodai ir lipa abu žemyn.
Mikčius:
-pa pa pa pa.....
Draugas:
-užknisai jau, nulipsim, pasakysi >
Nulipa vargais negalais, vos pastovi abu ant kojų.
Draugelis:
- na sakyk ko norėjai...
Mikčius:
- pa pa pa pajuokavau



Prireikė vaikinui iš pirmo aukšto lygintuvo. Nusprendė užlipti i 12-tą aukštą pas kaimynę pasiskolinti. Lipa ir galvoja: "Na va, aš paskambinsiu, ji atidarys, pakvies užeiti, pavaišins kava. Paskui kokio brendžiuko prie kavos. Degtinės... pasiliksiu ilgiau, kalbėsim, paskui karšta naktis, tapsim meilužiais, paskui vestuvės... vaikai... Ji man atsibos, susirasiu meilužę, ji mane demaskuos, netyčia išstums iš 12 aukšto... ligoninė... visas gyvenimas invalido vežimėly. Tada ji, aišku mane paliks...
Taip galvodamas užlipo. Paskambino į duris. Atidaro kaimynė, šypsosi... Vyras susinervinęs:
- Žinai ką, eik tu na*** su savo lygintuvu!

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